I wish I could have said Diane Sawyer's got nothin' on me, but come on? I have to be somewhat real sometimes on here. This would be one of those times. Sadly said.....life continues. I bought a Toshiba Tablet today and have been enjoying it while lounging on my sofa. I never sit on my sofa! I am always in my office at my computer, so the tablet will get me out and about some. At least one room out and about anyway.
So...while I was playing with the new tablet Diane Sawyer was on the TV I rarely watch in front of the sofa I rarely sit on, in the l.r. I rarely visit. She looked so darn pretty. Her hair and her eyes. I noticed she had BLACK eyeliner on and a pale makeup and pink lips. So .....I put the tablet down and headed for the bathroom. I don't own any BLACK eyeliner so I dipped a small brush onto my sample thickening mascara the lady gave me at the Estee Lauder counter today....and I swabbed that stuff above my eyelashes. Then I lined my lips wider than they are, so they would look like Sawyers when in reality they looked like I ate too much strawberry jelly too fast. Then I walked to my old laptop and took some Diane Diane pics. You know, Sawyer-Me pics. I don't think the black eyeliner or the jelly lips worked. I don't look like her at all darnit. But I look okay. She couldn't do what I do and I couldn't do what she does. It was all a joke anyway. Wanna see? doi
