Maybe that would have been easier. One big mess vs three drawn out messes. Regardless, this is the first time my hair has ever and I mean EVER looked polygamied, polygafied, polygamurdered, and so on. Every morning when I attempt to fix it before leaving the house I say and do things as unbecoming as my hair cut, to the mirror.
I mean any dummie wouldn't cut hair like this second photo shows it was cut!!
Nasty.
I have since decided to cut it myself. I let it grow and then snip...let it grow and snip. Finally it will get there without help from some snot nose young person or even a seasoned tech (which I paid dearly for) both of which gave me a reversed mullet. Whaaaattt? Whyyyy? I am not a twenty something who likes the new chop cuts. And I informed the cutter of this. To not avail. I also call this cut, "The Dog Ears." Flops hanging down on the sides and then longer pieces underneath. See why I am not slowly snipping my own hair? I had it almost grown out from the last one (took two years) and then trusted a referral from a trusted friend. Whalla, I lost my 6 inch pony tail and was right (fright) back to the reversed mullet as below. That is all they know how to cut. I took pictures in, told them I was not a dog in case they couldn't tell. And that I knew I was older and wasn't expecting plastic hair surgery. Just wanted a precision cut not a chop cut or dog ear cut. They all have a new disease called, "I cant hear you!" Snip Snip and never go back. Frustration = polygamist hair doo!
It'll be ok..... Because I am not one of several wives. Thank God cause if I were I wouldn't get any attention with this cut. Or maybe I would get more, who knows? Not going there!
