OK so is this a cat or a ferret? This is LuLu, no not my favorite choice for a name but the daughter rules on this one because she is the owner of this ferret cat someone threw in her car and said, take her or we will shoot her! And may I add LuLu is "her" responsibility. Ya right! So back to LuLu. The daughter moves out and takes LuLu with her thank God or "The Secret" or whatever good made all that happen. Back to LuLu. So the daughter calls and tells me LuLu has some unusual symptoms.....I know enough to know we are now going to owe another veterinarian $$$$$. Daughter takes LuLu to the Veterinarian Investment Bank where we hear back that LuLu's temp is 106.2, rare. Now begins the famous testing, investing! They pretend to listen to us and then they proceed to test, invest, test, invest, test, invest. Just like your regular HMO or Bank. After $300 dollars of testing, investing....the vet gives cat ibuprofen and the fever breaks and all the tests are negative and investing positive....don't forget the $300. Ibuprofen does not cost $300. But x-rays and blood work, and IV's and shots and love, costs and easy $300. I think that is after the initial down payment. And what did Mommie Me do? She said she would back up the daughter on the payments! (Forgot to tell you Daughter quit her job) Good Mommie or dumb Mommie? Ask me later. I am still making payments on two dead animals that sit in tin cans on the pretty black shelves in this here office. God I need to get them buried one of these days at the old "Funny Farm." You all know what that is if you have been reading the blogs. Its the Wisconsin Family Farm and yes you can add the Minnesota accent Sarah Palin USES. Makes her look like a normal honest person like me......but not! Not going there. That is Cosmic Clutter to me...... OK LuLu is fine now....all she needed was kitty Ibuprofen which will probably cost $300 pretty soon anyway. For once I am ahead of the game. I already paid it.... So that makes me feel better about all this....being first that is, for once. Thanks LuLu I needed that! And I think I 'm glad you made it so I can pay for your de-clawing next.
