Ok, so when I get bored I cut up pictures and paste myself onto things that make me happ-ier.Like George Clooney (couldn't put those pics on here.) This is my new van with my three Grand-daughters pasted in the rear seats without seatbelts. Their pasted! So turn me in.....to The Secret's lifeboard police. If you don't know what that means, read the book "The Secret". I sit on my sofa every night and drive my new Honda Odyssey. I step on the gas r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, take fast corners scre-e-e-e, and then bring her back home and park her in the ga-rage! She 's mine alright. Glue and all! That dealership keeps telling me they are using it to show others how wonderful my new van is. I can live with that for a bit. And by the way, it's paid for!
