Snowing Money .......by bored and busy Julianna Rowe

I pulled this draft from the hollows of my computer-ville. I am working on a novel and needed to post so I cheated and pulled out an old draft.  It isn't snowing here in WISCO.  But it will be so just enjoy the money snow story for today.  Thanks!

Here we go again. Snowing and snowing and snowing in Wisconsin. If snow were money I would drive in it better. I would love to see green roads with little faces all over them. I would love to hear the crunch of paper faces under my tires.... Stuck in my windshield wipers...... hanging off my shoes...... slipping and sliding on the masses of green paper and falling down only to lie there waiting for an ambulance to recover me from the pain of money slipping away. 

We better find a way to re- industrialize this country from COVID because MaMa don't do bread! I am allergic to bread so bread lines are out. 

Not to mention Dear God some housing morons stopped putting REAL fireplaces in homes so there ya go again...no heat if worse comes to worse. Who will pay for the gas fireplaces dum-rums? No bread, no heat. And having to use stinky candles to see.... they stink. Everyone thinks they have to smell like something other than being used to replace the sun when it goes down.

 

No TV? Oh boy....I might be able to live with that one. No Computer....cant do it, nope.....nor can I survive without salmon. I love salmon.

I suppose I could paint a face on my exercise ball and talk to it like Tom Hanks did on that deserted Island. My ball is bigger than yours Tom Hanks....

And what about a job? If the country collapses, what about a job? Nurses, car repair techs, soup servers, policemen, and grave diggers would all be good jobs to have during a depression... Come to think of it so would making booze....humm. (and no I am not under any influence at present even though it would read as though so) 

There's the infamous grainery at the old home farm (or used to be) where I kept all my life's treasures. Great place to makey boozie to get green faces so as not to have to eat bread and bloat up forever. 

OK so I am overworked and tired and couldn't think of a darn thing to write about. Can you tell? So I turned snow into money. Not bad actually. Money banks instead of snowbanks. Money-Man instead of Snowman. Frosty the Money-Man had a face like ole Abe Lincoln...with his greenback face blah blah blah. Hey, Money Plows! Skiing and snowboarding down money-hills. Snow is prettier depending on how you look at it. 

This "snow to money" is a bad idea because most people do not know how to save money and come Spring and Summer and Fall there would be NONE. It would all go away just like the snow does. Oye!

 So the country's financial situation better get ahold of itself because my idea sucks dirty canal water. In fact there is a delete button I should seriously be considering...right now before its too late. I owe you all a good one to make up for this one.