Best Bra for the Penis.......by Julianna Rowe

Let's begin with my Bra's:  I am going to hang it to its death from an old oak tree!  Or use it for target practice with anything I can find including illegal weapons!  Or put someone I  hate's picture inside its cup and burn it at the stake outside under a tree!  Or I might electrocute it with hot wires I learned how to do in High School! Or put it on my car manifold with limburger cheese and let it suffer like it has done to me!  Or put it out in a storm so it washes away down a dirty scary storm drain!  Or throw it out the window on the beltline! Or pull it apart thread by thread never to live again! Or waterboard it and then put it in the garbage can! Buy it a ticket to Siberia! And now I just read what to do about bra spillage.  Men should be so lucky to have excess penis as to where it spills out the sides of their underthings. We ladies are only allowed a few sizes.  No halfsies!  How would you guys feel if you were sized up like we are?  Men's holder would be calLled Prenis's.  Like our Bra's.  Boobs Bras.  Penis's Prenis's.  So there would be Prenis 4's and Prenis 5's.  Prenis 6's.  Prenis 7's  Prenis 8's  Prenis 9's and then we would go into the big and tall shop.  LOL.  

Who ever said or decided women REQUIRED A BRASIERE?  The French Word "Brassiere" came form the older word brasiere which meant "Arm Protector."  A bra was a type of military armor. (To fight off men!)  Before there were bra's, women often used a span of fabric to support their breasts.  Often this was achieved by binding their breasts with cloths wrapped around their chests.  Another method was to take the cloth and support the breasts from under and over the shoulders as well as having the breast BOUND with the cloth around the chest.  About the 16th century women began to wear corsets to support their breasts with gave a lift to her breasts whiles giving a smooth curved shape to her waist and hips.  These were often strengthened with BONE. Actual BONE.  The downside of this was that is was  difficult to put on and take off as well as being highly restrictive to BREATHING.  And quite uncomfortable

What?  My mammary glands are  not interfering with my arms.  My arms need no protection from my breasts.  And how would the boys to men feel or should I say react to a span of fabric supporting their penis and or testicles.  Maybe us women would like to see your male penis's standing at attention like you do our breasts standing at attention.  Or how about the cloths binding your penis's as the cloth is wrapped around it and up around your chests and neck to HELP it or them stand up.  They call that extra Support!  "An over the shoulder penis holder!"  Anyone recall that phrase?  Or maybe a girdle with an opening to hold your male penis upright so we can all see it like you men do our breasts.  Yah.  Perky you like huh?  Maybe its your turn.  Nipples and circumsized versus uncircumsized we could get a glimpse of.  What a thrill that would be for us women to make dating decisions easier like you men do.  Not to mention th3e corsets would downsize the male "BELLY" and NOT AFFECT HIS BREATHING at all.

So.,..let's talk about the actual BONE used in women's bra's!!  Really?  Putting an animal bone in a bra to hold up the babes!!!  What about the "Boner" men get when they shouldn't?  Do I know this is outside the realm of lets not talk about it?  Sure I do.  Do I care?  NOPE!  I have had it with  men getting all the rights, all the wages, all the control.  Your days are numbered fellows. 

I had part of my lung removed and bra's cause me life breathing issues.  Yes it isn't appropriate to not wear one so I figure its only fair.....you all need to show what you have that stand the tale of time just like we do.  Right? Right!

I had a guy friend who once told me he could hold up a beach towel with his erected penis.  He is now 73 and cannot do that nor can my breasts salute the sun.  Yet he likes to look and think he can still make whoopie with the girls that salute the sun.  Dumbass.   This is the way it is. And how dare men expect anything but what this dear life offers us.  We are not cows.  We are what God / The Universe blessed you with and you need to learn to stop whistling and start bowing down in great appreciation to us or someday you will get the KARMA and women will rule and you all will be walking around comparing penis's in public like we do breasts.  Nott to mention getting surgeries to lengthen and enhance your Peep.  Time to step up boys before its too late.

 

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