"Weed"...........................by Julianna Rowe

"Weed"   This is a test. This is only a test conducted by The Happy News Lady for purposes of Polling or something like that.

I like Weed, cause he's a jolly good fellow;
I like Weed, cause he's a jolly good fellow;
I like Weed, cause "She's" a jolly good fellow,   

Which nobody can deny!!
 or
I like Weed, It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow. 
Whiskey's to rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in need...
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like weed.

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene and I went to a place so sublime                                     Awh, the water was clear and tasted like Weed, then I rode off on a large steed.

It was the Weed, that made me feel like a great fellow, It was the weed                                                        That made me feel like a great fellow. 

I do not smoke weed although I have in my youth. Not to say I wouldn't do it again given the need due to health or the joy of a good laugh or lay as I recall. Actually I never had or got a "lay," good or bad after weed. I'm just going along with the punching of the keys from brain to fingers to you.  

This post is a test of key words to see just how many  hits I will get with the word Weed.  Figured I would attempt to entertain you as much as possible off the cuff while doing my test run.  Cant call it a scientific experiment or can I?  Nawh, its more what politicians do, think its called a poll.

If I had the resources I would invent a lipstick called "Weed."  Don't you know every huge corporation would buy it from me.  Oh yes, Walmart, Costco, Amazon and so on and only due to it's symbolic being.

Suggestive word isn't it?  I am a person that lives by association.  Example:  I cant eat goulash with tomato pieces in it because it looks like a freshly dead road kill. I'm sure there is a psychological name for this mental dysfunction.  Or someone says to me; "He is really stupid?"   Then I start singing, "Cupid, draw back your bo o o w, and let your arrow fl o o o w!"  Don't even try to get me to eat fat spaghetti in sauce because the memory of my brother at age six at the dinner table telling me I was eating worms.  Not to mention  my mother devastating me with a story of when I was little bitty and making mud pies she caught me eating a real worm.  No mother should tell her child something like that.  Barf.

So back to Weed.  Weed suggests something you cant have in most states.  Weed suggests healing powers.  Weed suggests Fun for some.  Weed makes some people laugh til they hurt, see example below.  (I wasn't really smoking Weed was I?? No!  Just happen to find a photo that fit Weed.

 Weed suggests peace and relaxation.  Weed suggests pain relief.   Weed suggests a big food feast.  Weed suggests socializing.  Weed suggests going against the establishment.  Weed suggests  he's/she's a jolly good fellow that nobody can deny!   Nobody can deny y y!   So find yourself some Weed or start a new company called Weed.  Name a water bottle Weed and it will sell like hell!  I'm tellin ya the truth!