I wrote this in the 1900's and happen to find it when I was cleaning out some old paperwork yesterday.
DAILY WEEKLY MONTHLY TRUE HILARIOUS MOM BURNOUT 1992
call Marie or write Watch Joyce - Benny Pray all day all time
paperwork-menus cook dishwasher 2-3x day
never take eyes off kids change diapers 4-5x's watch for am bus
watch for pm bus feed baby pick up cat food (baby eats)
put cat food down (cats) pic up dog food put dog food down
break up fights make sure doors shut (baby) make sure gates shut (baby)
bain aids on owies answer telemarketers pay bills
figure out money check on and call Grandpa drive to tutor 2-3x week
school calls-Amber Go to track meets call for doctor appts.
check bank statement
find dog-got out watch for Amber's cab
call social services write to social services Social Worker Visit
social service paperwork taxes-keep records laundry
Bob's here homework til 9 daily conferences
sing homework sheets get nails done check fire alarms
call Ambers Gma go to open houses find sense of humor
call vet gifts for Birthday parties talk to DeAnne
Pray with Kim make bed do toenails
put make up on call for hair cuts set up garage sale
Check weather for school Run to store Find sitter for my doc appt
make eye pressure appt. Don't cuss catch the news
read paper or magazine Eat Fold clothes
Take a shower Check internet Check emails
do attendance report shut lights off turn heat up and down
exercise Sand feet Clean toilet- lots of boys
worry about retirement schedule surgery-dont think Check on new baby
Call Chad Help with school projects Grocery shop
whose Birthday is it? Watch for state licensure Watch ready for food licenser
Chris's stomach deal with Cody's brain Lindsay's attitude
Write a book Journal positive Watch Oprah
Eat Clean yard try to watch Dateline
Rake Mow Vacuum and dust
clean girls rooms 1 x week Apply for grant Get to classes once month
finish paperwork for license Get gas Change Oil
Take Vitamins Grandkids coming Dont smoke
No sex Lin's braces Lin's dentist/Bre dentist
Me dentist Put video in No Milk/Nick Allergy
Don't think Make baby quilt Plan yard and flowers
play with children Be nice Check in with Jackie
Cook Go to chorus recital Go to bank
Answer phone Recover chair Pray
Run to Wal Mart Horseshow No sex
Listen to lies from everyone Replace lights Hang over sink-nettie pot
laugh at all this Jackie's dream Go to the bathroom
wait for checks Beg for neck rub Roll on floor to fix neck
don't forget to lotion body Do face mask Put tanning creme on face
Check with Carla dont grind teeth Sleep/DUMP troubles first
Sue, or don't sue check pulse Remove Ambers glasses/sleep
lock doors Paint swing set Shut TV's off after all kids asleep
Get mother's day gift call insurance man mark calendar constantly
pick up film brush teeth Lose the bra/hate it
laugh/cry wash floors dread some things/hope for others
don't complain hope for fantasy ignore reality sometimes
advocate for something Listen DON'T holler
start a business dream lose weight
change sheets iron wash mirror from people spit
trash day love everyone search Ambers room for items
Go to church call exterminator clean mini blinds
clean off fans no sex fix self cleaning oven
call attorney-WILL no burial plots see a financial advisor
send a thank you note interpret the dream Call attorney/Cody's lawsuit
call doctor/Cody Computer out of ink Deal with day care parents
thyroid scan-radioactive pill Call Dan Make notes so don't forget things
find lost notes Fix Lindsays bike Call podiatrist/4th toe numb
return curling iron Buy stamps Need Gpa/yard blower smoking
trim trees Dog sick Use God's Love on everyone
Listen to positive tape plan the day ha Do something fun when find time
be quiet no sex (years) Read Psalms 91
Use time wisely take vitamins Don't be afraid
Call Easter Seal Truck Graduation gift Wash car and vacuum
Make good decisions Give good advice Give to God and don't take back
delegate authority FIND A NEW JOB Move to a desert island
don't be depressed eat 10 small meals Keep track of all this
go thru stack of mail throw away stuff find missing sock or buy new
get new rabies tag get x spot fleas BREATHE
clean up yard of dog poop budget better cut coupons! Shut up! When
No sex Update address book re-do photo albums
be thankful for all this Laugh and spread joy Be an example
fix meals for 13 people a day Clean door knobs germs Sleep tight
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