"The Living Dead"........property of Julianna Rowe

"The Living Dead!"

Who does this? No really who does this?   Only children with an amazing sense of humor or children that disliked their parents intensely.

These children fall into the first category!

 They loved their Mother and Father.  Father was a Veteran and Mother was very beautiful and quite elegant.  Sort of like Royalty.  God forbid should anyone put Queen Elizabeth's  molded head in cement under a tree.  Or Prince Phillip's head molded in cement on the edge of the coy pond.  Not to mention a family of snails has made Dad's head their new apartment complex.  My friend/client told me she was feeling a tad guilty about that one. Then we laughed so I guess the snails wont be evicted after all.  Home Sweet Home in the dead head.

And if it makes any of my readers feel better, the kids put a CASHMERE Scarf around Mom's neck every winter.  A RED one no less. Cracks me up every time I look at it.  For them, possibly it brings them peace.  You know, Mom and Dad are just outside the door in the back yard.  Mom is under the magnificent tree facing the house watching everyone's every move.  Dad on the other hand is sort of fishing.  Well he is watching the fish anyway and possibly keeping them company.

How'd they do it?  Son of Father and Mother.....put a rubber jello mask on each parent which molded their features perfectly.     Me.....NO WAY.    I would be at the E.R. from severe claustrophobia.  Might as well bury me alive.  Erase that thought.

I actually think if they posted these photos they would go viral for sure.  Maybe the local News Team Van Channel 27 would visit for a few minutes or at the least investigated as a double check by local police on where Mom and Dad really are.

On a heavier note, imagine visiting a cemetery where the cement heads of each participant sit atop their "Who are you Stone?"  Oh My Gawd!  Wouldn't that be the creepiest of creepiest surrounded by 1500 dead cement heads.  Forget that idea.  Mom and Dad are not creepy.  Well Dad borders on creepy by the pond. Mom, she is piece of earth (cement)  sitting under a tree as peaceful as she was in life.  She recently passed away in her late 90's.  I suspect her cement head will live on through the generations even longer.  Great idea kids!  I wonder how many children I know would even want a head of their parent so close by.  This family is very lucky in love and comedy. 

I like the  unusual as well as I prefer comedy of reality.  This is directly out of "Comedy of Reality."  Great idea for a book or just visit "Hells Gate,"  for comedy of reality!! (my name for WalMart).