Its Cold in Wisconsin

I cant think of a thing to write about today because I am COLD... Cold outside, cold inside even with a little heater at my feet I am cold. I don't care for hot hot like Mexico and Texas but I also do not care for this below zero shiet.....you can respell that! I took a shower, yes with another heater in the bathroom, and with the hair still wet one gets quite cold...then add the Tuna Salad I paid a million for today at Whole Foods FULL of the onions..those little critters that make people around me think the farmers are spreading manure in the fields... Wait, I took BEANO so ALSWELL as my trademark license plate states. Add to this real scenario the fact the dog, Gracie Allen will not podie or poo outside...Too Cold.... I don't blame her, I wouldn't either! So Walmart we went for Podie Pads. And what do you think? She podie's next to the podie pads. Oh God Lord Jesus Mary Mother of God .........What to do? Maybe just go to bed and deal tomorrow. By the way, there is a winter storm warning AGAIN.....up to three inches. Oh goodie. They say we might get more snow than we did last year. Its cyclic I have discovered....we get the same weather for a few years and then it moves on elsewhere. That being a fact we may get 150 inches which is disturbing ...... I need a four wheel drive snowmobile. Just kidding..I need a Hummer until gas goes back up...."S H U T - U P" all I need is my duck down top to bottom coat still packed at the grainery. crud! Not driving 32 miles to get that coat at the funny farm grainery.. I am not going anywhere! We are all fine with the heaters, and podie pads, and nice cushy down comforter from The Company Store! We're just fine. Looking forward to Spring....That is after Santa uses all this snow to do his deal!