P.S. Bell

What is a P.S. Bell you say? Personally if I saw that I would think it was an after-thought. You know, like at the end of a letter when you think of something you forgot...you put p.s. blah blah blah. Well that pretty much sums up Peter S. Bell, except the P.S. would be several pages long in describing this human being and I only have a paragraph so hang on. I should ask his Mother if he was an after-thought. Like maybe his parents were finished and decided to "do it" one more time, see an afterthought!! And look what they got! P.S! P.S. is everything you never wanted to know and everything you ever wanted to know. When around him one spends most of their time trying to get a word in. Cant do it! Wont happen! Unless you say, MY TURN very loudly. Then he abruptly stops and lets you take your turn. P.S. has manners but he also has ADD with impatience. Yes I know they go together, but P.S. has a double dose of it so I gave you all a double dose in words. P.S. Bell tells one liner jokes, ten liner jokes, gives me more information than the average Encyclopedia, and wonders why I don't know these things. As I sit here pondering what I just wrote and remembering how he does that to me, my mouth is wide open still in awe.... Who the H remembers about an Island somewhere in the middle of the Ocean and what happened there 30 years ago. Or State History, or World History, and on and on! I just tell him "I knew that!" P.S. remembers because he has a photographic memory! He also has a magic gift with words. I call him and tell him I need a title for a booklet and give him an idea of what I am writing about and BINGO he comes up with perfection title. He should have been a writer in Hollywood for sure. P.S. is a fighter for what he believes is right, and an atheist. Sorry I don't like it either. But P.S. Bell stuck by me as a friend when no one else did during some tough times. He is a caring person. I used to work with him for a few years and when that job ceased we remained phone friends for a couple years again to present. He makes me laugh when I might want to cry, which is hardly ever OK? Ya right! He tells me stupid jokes, (OK some of them are hilarious,) he does printing for me, sends me funny things in the mail that I can hardly get open for all his self made stickers, (I like the stickers, don't get me wrong), he helps me with my job if I get sick, and tells me I am a nice person. What do I do for P. S. Bell? Nothin much.. but listen to his life tales, his scholastic and life achievements, his high school days, His 30 some years at J.C. Penney's, his inventions, his gambling wins and losses, how he has overcome some self destructive life habits, all about his girlfriends, his ballroom dancing skills which are amazing, his Mother, Ardell who is in her 90's, his sister Marge who is a writer, and as I said all the girlfriends he takes here and there and everywhere. And he takes them in groups for God sakes! Four at a time sometimes! He has several little business's going online and off that I hear about. P.S. Bell never married but came close a couple times, and left the Catholic Church and God due to a bad experience. He must think God did it, and considering how smart he is he should know better. P.S. says when it's over, it's over! Life that is. I suppose come that day, if he goes first, I will have to step in and pray the old fart all the way into the kingdom because of his "Catholic Experience!" By the way he was not molested he says. Well isn't that just good to know. See I hear it all! My Grand-daughter would say, TMI....(too much information) and (p.s.,That's what friends are for isn't it?)